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Oldest « 1 2 3 » Newest Show all. Gulper Eel. About farking time. I used to drive by that that rest stop everyday. Is there any rest stop I can actually take a leak at anymore? If you're headed north on and can hold your bladder, the rest stop on 84 west over by the Taconic has a state police substation and zero creepy cruising action. If you're going east on 84 there's always the mall in Danbury, and if you're going north on 22 you can always stop and grab a bite while you're looking for the can. Texas Taco in Patterson is real good.
And if you're headed south you can always just pull over on the Hutch and take a whiz once you pass the Bronx line. Public urination is considered territory-marking there.
Pocket Ninja. Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only man out there not cruising public restrooms for gay sex. Then I wonder if I'm missing out on something. Then I wonder why I'm wondering about that. Then I wonder how many other people are wondering if I'm wondering about that. Then I wonder if I need to wonder about what other people might be wondering about me, and wonder if maybe some of those wonderers might also be wondering the same things I'm wondering about.
Then I wonder if those wonderers wondering about the same things I'm wondering about have ever wondered if I'm wondering about them wondering about the same things I'm wondering about. Then I wonder if those wonderers who are wondering about me wondering about them wondering about what I'm wondering about are really gay. Then I go to sleep. Pocket Ninja: Then I wonder if those wonderers who are wondering about me wondering about them wondering about what I'm wondering about are really gay.
They call you the wonderer, yeah the wonderer, you roam around around around around I used to think the whole rest stop thing was a myth.
Until I drove from California to Oklahoma last year. Seeing the glory holes, complete with foam padding around the perimeter of the holes, was shocking.
Can't these people just use craigslist like everyone else? How do you know their craigslist message isn't "meet me at the padded glory hole"? Son of God. I thought it was a myth until some guy shoved his dick under the stall next to me. Coffee Nerves. Is YOUR husband cruising for gay sex at a rest stop? Here are some tips: Is he away from home for long periods of time without explanation?
Does your car always seem to be low on gas, as if it's being driven more miles than normal?
Does he ask you to wear urinal mints as earrings? Is the back seat of his car filled with those "poker game" coffee cups? Does he softly moan and whimper while passing the plumbing aisle at Home Depot? Is he incapable of getting an erection without the smell and sound of a salesman from Hartford grunting out a Genny Cream Ale and Hot Wings grogan three feet away? Is he a stickler for "family values? Kaiser Chieftess.
I've heard this one. Remind me, who has the salami under their arm? You win, sir. All this has me terrified now to go anywhere or do anything, afraid that I'm inadvertantly giving a "al" to someone. What are all the als? I just need to know them just so that I, you know, don't like inadvertantly use them or something.
Coffee Nerves: Does he ask you to wear urinal mints as earrings? Put them in a teal blue box and I promise you almost any woman would wear them with pride. I'm so glad the police got these criminals off the street.
Love it. Son of God: I thought it was a myth until some guy shoved his dick under the stall next to me. That's quite some flexibility. I'd have to take a picture, just to prove it happened. Suicidal Writer.
I must heartily recommend this book: Tearoom Trade. So, when's the next wannabe Rotarian gonna come in here and tell us that we hate gays because we love stories like these? Impudent Domain.
Why can't you just go to gay bars and pick up guys, or go on the internet? Why random sex with strangers at sleazy, filthy reststops? I mean if you are really serious about your rights and all, then you need to have a little self respect to go with it.
Coffee Nerves: If you can answer "Yes" to more than one of these, your husband may be a secret pole-smoker, baloney-bandit, rump-ranger, lizard-lapper, colon-cowboy, salami-sergeant, pickle-chugger or Hanes-grazer. You forgot "knob-slobbler". A priest, a sex offender, and a president all walk into a bar That's why I don't use highway rest stops. I use the nice clean airport restrooms. Oh, wait Damn, I had "Senator" in my "Sex Sting" office pool. Are we supposed to be surprised that a registered sex offender is cruising for sex at a rest stop bathroom?
Impudent Domain: Why can't you just go to gay bars and pick up guys, or go on the internet? Because married "straight" men don't go to gay bars.
FTA : With the exception of Mead, all of those charged are married, police said. Although most of the illegal activity takes place at night, the crimes occur throughout the day, Lutz said. They don't think of themselves as "gay" and actively work against gay groups and out LGBT's.
They hate themselves, what they do and most of all they hate the LGBT folks who are out.
It's the inadvertency that makes it teh hawt. Instead of shooting up schools, why can't we hear about psychos shooting up these places?? Hang On Voltaire. Why don't you just go to a gay bar like Vito? It would be more newsworthy had they arrested someone who is not ashamed to be gay. That's Allstate's stance. Are you in good hands? ZIP: 06810 06811 06813